The dog-days are officially over. No more fun in the sun. No more sleeping. No more reading for fun. That’s right, we are back at it—but that doesn’t mean that the days of 90-degree heat are over,...

How many times is too many to order DoorDash during exam week? I'm exhausted after every exam, and decide to order Osawa (which pairs perfectly with some doom scrolling) as a reward to myself. But then...

Preseason at Groton is a time of connectivity and improvement for teams. With the introduction of a rigorous theater preseason earlier this year, more students than ever have had the chance to hone skills,...

The Circle Voice has recently learned from an anonymous Senior Prefect (who also serves as a Diversity and Inclusion Prefect, Admission Prefect, and dual sport captain) that the upcoming Senior Prank will...

Have you ever sat down on a couch in the Schoolhouse, only to realize you are now a third wheel? Have you ever been looking for a place to eat in the Dining Hall, but a couple is taking up an entire table...

In a recent poll, The Circle Voice found that the most highly rated place on campus was the admissions bathrooms. The technologically advanced bathrooms narrowly beat out the child-themed dungeon beneath...

Around a month ago, I posted up three QR codes around the schoolhouse, each with different prompts to scan. I wanted to practice my hobby in game development while also using the games as a sort of social...

As our dear school managed to part ways with troublesome traditions such as the alienating varsity bonfire, hazing cart pull, destructive twelve to one, rambunctious roll call in the schoolroom, and the...

*Disclaimer–not everything in this story is true October sixth, two thousand and twenty two–the day of The Great Groton Exodus. Remember the date.  The grand schoolhouse sat stoic. The polished...