Farewell from the Humor Section
As our dear school managed to part ways with troublesome traditions such as the alienating varsity bonfire, hazing cart pull, destructive twelve to one, rambunctious roll call in the schoolroom, and the overwhelming inclusion of multiple night games this fall we would like to also, on a more serious note, shout out two members of the Groton school community who will be escaping the school this winter:
- Suki, thank you for serving bagels to all people with such kindness, even second and third formers. Although goodbyes are always filled with sorrow, at least now you won’t have to deal with people not responding after you ask “Cream cheese or butter?” for the fifth time.
- To Gail Friedman for her oversight on the Humor Section, thank you for making sure we don’t get DC’ed. Communications will not be the same without you.
- Mr. Prockop will still be here.
Speaking of things escaping, our seniors’ souls might be leaving their bodies as soon as they wait to hear back from colleges! Here’s a fool-proof way to walk to them without stepping on their feelings!