The Circle Voice has recently learned from an anonymous Senior Prefect (who also serves as a Diversity and Inclusion Prefect, Admission Prefect, and dual sport captain) that the upcoming Senior Prank will be a massive, all-form inclusive group hug. The hug will reportedly take place during Conference at a soon-to-be decided date, so as not to interfere with any classes or commitments. Students, faculty, and lurking alumni will all be encouraged to participate. Our source explained the creative process that resulted in such a prank: “We were originally thinking that we could, like, fill up a lot of cups with water, and put them everywhere, and it would be like pretty funny or something. But then we realized that this idea could impede on students’ and teachers’ abilities to get to class on time. It was then that we realized, What good is a prank if it comes at somebody else’s expense?’”

Several ideas were reportedly proposed, one of which was to tell a Doordash driver to drive onto the Circle road, instead of simply leaving the food at the dining hall. However, this unwelcome driver would create an inconvenience for security. Another proposed prank was to have all of the seniors skip the first ten minutes of a first period class. The seniors would hide upstairs in the Fourth Form section, in hiding spots not even the security officers know about. Yet, even this idea was deemed too radical, as faculty members would be burdened with temporary unexplained absences. Finally, they settled on an epic embrace. “It will make the entire student body feel great, without any negative consequences. It’s simply the perfect prank.”