We are so excited to have you here for Groton’s 138th annual Groscars ceremony! Today we have some great nominees, all capable of taking home awards tonight. Stay Tuned for a special performance of Jerusalema by the second Form. While there were obviously high points this year, we do not want to forget the people we lost along the way, so we dedicated this page to them.

So… sit Back, Relax, and may the Peace of God, which Passes All Understanding, keep your hearts and minds in the knowledge of love, and the blessing of God be with you this day and always. Amen.

Best Performance: Groton Admissions

Best Thriller: Ivy Night

Best Makeup and Hairstyling: Ziggy Bereday

Best Cliffhanger: Maq’s no mask announcement

Best Plot Twist: Cookies and Milk Study Break in the Dining Hall

Best Breakout Scene: the Student Center on Saturday Night

Best Surprise Cameo: The PB & J and Waffle Station

Best Cast: Lacedra’s List

Groton’s Will Smith and Chris Rock Moment: Varun and Anthony

Best Quotes: 

“Be Fearless” – Creed Bellamy’s Dad

“I see you, Groton sees you, Biden sees you”

“We Are not ok”

“Ayo Twerk”

“P.S. I’m Ha..”

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Our 2022 In Memoriam

• Mrs. Harlan 2013-2022
• Anthony Wright 2003-2022
• Rehan Majeed 2004-2022
• The Boogie Bros 2022-2022
• Boys Varsity Sports 1884-2022

“When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.”

Franklin Delano Roosevelt–Groton School, Form of 1900

Stay safe, stay healthy, help others.

• The Humor Editors